1. |
Incognito Window
01:50
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Well I click
on this shit
at my computer
where I sit
and it's hot
feels wrong
aw she’s taking off her thong
Click click click click, holy shit
click click click click, love this shit
click click click on this sexy shit
all day long yea
And its straight
and its gay
either way i'm here to stay
here all day
can't stay away
Awww yeah
Just click click click
on this sexy shittttttttttt
Aw fuck
Aw fuck
13 inches?
jesus
Doctors gonna hate me when I get my penis pump
gotta make a good impression when I drop trou
Click click click
suckin on my dick
click click click
I love this shit
click click click
just rub my clit
click click click
I love this shit
click click click suck my fucking dick
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2. |
Nine Volt Love
02:52
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I only wanna make out with a good good friend of mine
I only wanna cum when I feel charged up, magnetized
I got a nine volt deep inside
metal aching nitrous oxide
tell ya, can't think of something else to do
charge that shit
Nine volt love
got me stinging
up my tongue
wide and awake yeah
I open up the flood gates
take a look behind my back
stick the nine volt up my ass
yeah and suck out laughing gas
When can you cum?
I think its stuck
when can you cum?
up in there
oh please please cum
you know i can't
yeah come on cum
oh shit
You keep sayin
Ill keep praying
I feel so faint yeah
stop laughing I think i'm dying
I need you to save me
I was only trying to spice it up
but now it’s stuck
oh go on get it out
I’m shitting sparks
I got a nine volt up my ass
oh don't even think, just give me the sting
darling please
I got a nine volt
shockin me
understand?
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3. |
Crawling Free
02:53
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My parents keep calling me bradford
they don’t wanna call me by my real name,
call me howling moon
Growing bones, I feel one poking out of me
prone to roam, i'll break this cage, and snap the leash
better hope those fucking narcs have gone to sleep
make a wish, and pour this milk out on this sheets
crawling free
And I pant, i'm so feral here tonight
all alone I’m crawling free out past midnight
i never wear shoes
And i'm howling till dawn
yeah, I'm singing a baby song
aw yeah the city ain't far and i'll bring the dogs
out on the street
Yeah i'm goin back tonight
fuck this baby name, call me midnight
and it's on, I wanna gnaw, I need to teeth
throw a bone, looking for something else to eat
Ohhh
I'm good on babyhood
I don’t even speak, I scrounge around town
too bad I was conceived
crawling along
crawling free
crawling along
crawling free
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4. |
Hardcore Baptists
01:51
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Mama
I Broke the law
gonna need some money
to get me out of this
fucking hole
These assholes
preaching in the street
I choked them
give me a moment
had to retaliate
Cause they brought some guns
to this fight
and I got a knife
I got a slingshot
you know I can bite em
in the neck
I couldn’t hold back
give me a reload
And I won’t be repenting
I won’t be repenting
no one will see me cry
murder the baptists
saying all fags must die
Say hello to satan for me bitches
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5. |
I'm A Fruit
02:30
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I'm a fruit
stomped in the ground
smeared all over and oozing sugar water
sticky sweet
under your feet
huh, dammit, dammit
take me with you
when you go
dammit, dammit
pick me up or let me go
I'm a ditch
swallow your spit
the flies love me cause my contents are mad stagnant
soft and cheap
bruised underneath
when i want something
i'm down on my knees
down
fuck, you, fuck, you,
(come on hit me)
oh fuck, fuck you
(come on hit me)
oh fuck, fuck you
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6. |
Boogie Man
03:52
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(Will?)
Yeah
I'm the boogie man
(What?)
I'm The boogie man
(ok…)
And I feel it now
and I always start the fight
I got the key for your lock
or a chainsaw
(I don’t know what you think you're talking about,
please get that thing in my face)
I can’t hear you,
i'm not listening,
i'm not even here
I'm blowin my horn
with this burnin love
when I shake my hips
i'ts like a fuckin eclipse
I see you lookin at me
cause I'm the boogie man
yes I'm the boogie man
yeah I'm the boogie man
I'm bloated, loaded, and thick
let me show you my tricks
i'm gonna blow my horn
I see you lookin at me there
Hey playa
hey no touchin
super suction
oh no baby
get your hands off me
ooh, ooh
I see you lookin at me
yeah i'm the boogie man tonight
I see you looking at me
I see you
Cause I'm the boogie man
yes, yes, yes, yes
see me boogie
It's a beautiful thing what you're doing out there tonight boy
i see, damn you look good
and i'm here to stay
when i shake my hips, its like a fucking eclipse
and i'm here to stay
ooooh yeah
the boogie boogie boogie man
boogie boogie
oooh boogie boogie
we're gonna boogie tonight
we're gonna boogie tonight
gonna boogie tonight
gonna get ya
cause i'm the boogie man
yes i'm the boogie man
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7. |
Labonte's Auto School
02:16
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Pump that shit
Don’t you mind me baby while I’m doing my thing
got a switchblade honey wanna hear you sing
Bang a right,
run a light,
Hit this kid
On his bike
Sorry teach,
you're off the clock
grab my friends
we're gonna rock
drifting while I hit the bong
oh fuck yeah I love this song
This car is killing me
this cars a buick century
this car must get you pussy
aw pump that shit
I'm tweaked out
and I’m spinning
long night ahead of sinning
me and my friends all believe in god
drive up to heaven in this hot fuckin rod
You see that kid, the way he hit the ground
If he's dead, they’ll send the basset hounds
we're just too cute
to do that time
still got a curfew in this life of crime
Even the chives have a bedtime
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8. |
Bite You
02:57
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Grab a meal
after school
called your mom
said it's cool
run amok
dripping grin
cut him up
break him in
I'm gonna bite you baby
I'm gonna bite you baby
I got the small pox lady
you need to know
you better go
Yeah
Garden gnome
to the head
rough him up
pencil lead
crying out
pray to god
he don’t care
he’ll applaud
I'm gonna bite you baby
I'm gonna bite you baby
I'm gonna drink your blood
you're gonna act all crazy
cause i'm biting you baby tonight
Yeah i'm shady
chomping on you baby
you little bitch
I don’t know
what to say
felt the urge
what the hey
whachu want
me to do
got these teeth
gonna chew
I'm gonna bite you baby
I'm gonna bite you baby
I'm gonna bite you baby
I'm gonna bite you baby
Ow
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9. |
Cracked The Door
02:07
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Well there you were
in the morning
in the window
And I already knew
something ain't right
and i'm telling you
just to hold on
you know
cause i already
love you to death
And i gotta shit
in the middle of this fight
yeah i gotta shit
right in the middle of this fight
but i'm still listening
but i'm definitely shitting
in the middle of this fight
aw yeah
So i'll crack the door for you
and i'll keep listening while i poo
cause baby i love you
yes i do
But i gotta shit in the middle of this fight
yeah i'm taking a shit
and i'm watching you cry
but i'm right here
and i'm listening
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10. |
All Greased Up
02:57
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I knew a guy
a gorgeous guy
back in highschool
he was really shy
Slicked back hair with a glob of grease
each lunch sat alone to eat
he switched schools to learn a trade
he liked cars more than his grades
although i missed him everyday
I knew someday we'd meet again, all greased up
he was all greased up you know
fuck me now
My daddy left me an old mustang
he never taught me to many things
so i bring it into the auto shop
damn behind the counters the boy i clocked
he was all greased up
he was all greased up
fuck me now
Aw, he looked so fine,
he looked so sweet
all covered in grease
Aw, he looked so fine,
he looked so sweet
all covered in grease
oh good enough to eat
So I head back late at night
trying to give him some overtime
now just imagine my look of shock
to see his hog in the exhaust
Yeah, he was fuckin a car
fuck, fuckin a car now
Yeah, he was fuckin a car
he was fuckin a car now now
Oh he looked so good
all greased up
yeah
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11. |
Start Shivering
02:35
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Now i'm feeling sick
now my stomachs sore
yeah i'm so ill
hurry up get a saw
Now i feel it shooting back in touch
now i feel this slippery crawling lust
now you're looking pretty out of touch
and i'm throwing up so i feel good
yeah
Yes i feel it
you'll never see it
oh so weak now
i've been saying it
they won't believe me
i keep repeating
born in a basement dusty bitch
(start shivering)
come on down
(start shivering)
i just keep sewing up my thrills
(start shivering)
i got a damp dark feeling
i can't erase this burning itch
i live in this dirty pit
smelling my pheromones
this ceilings gone
and i'm loving it
i'm all alone
swollen too
basking in this shit
bask in this sweaty fucking mess
showing my bare naked breast
don't it feel good
oh exhausted
oh cure me baby
i've been saying it
start shivering
looks like you're choking now
i need to wipe this down
don't you know it now
i keep sneaking too
don't you feel it too
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12. |
Chives Go To Heaven
08:12
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Gotta leave this town
the summer winds lift me off the ground
and we'll all take shots
shooting cans instills my hot rod thoughts
Now i'm floating by
(oh yeah)
And you're singing in my face
(oh yeah)
Yeah the radio hums
and i'm on the way home
And ive been holding down
(everything)
Instead of busting out
(I ain't waiting)
Fly Away
Fly away
Bitch i'm leaving
We can see the sun
these tires turn to dust and disintegrate
and replaced with flames
chuggin' away out hot rod soars through space
Gotta pump it in my face
(oh yeah)
and were blairing th ebass
(oh yeah)
yeah were passing at a lethal rate
And I'm speeding now
(everything)
thinking of bustin out
(i aint waiting)
Fly away
Fly away
Bitch I'm leaving
Hey god
what’s good
oh everything now
just as it should
feel my head go down
yeah as the radio hits this town
lost and found
stop talking to me
I said I love it when you're down
he said oh give that soul to me
go ahead and take my shit for free
yeah he's singing
don't it sound so good
now i'm breaking
but he's dancing on the hood
i'm coming grandma
hey
Go to heaven
Go to heaven
Go to heaven
We'll go to heaven
Go to heaven
Go to heaven
Go to heaven
We'll go to heaven
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13. |
Teeth For Sale
03:30
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I shake my ass
hand me the pliers
pretty pearly whites
for all our buyers
she ain't got any cavities man
I'll rip em right out
and bike em down
we got nothing to eat
we need some puppy chow
She's got a mouth full of cash flow
fuck out of here
We're gonna see the big apple
we got teeth for sale
we're gonna win the raffle
we got teeth for sale
aw get em away from me
we got teeth for sale
We got an agent and an au pair
he's got an apartment
in times fuckin square
he got us a sick gig
you know he really cares
I got a toothless grin
but i don't really need em now
teeth in the starlight
aw yeah just pull em out
teeth in the starlight
yeah my teeth in the starlight
rip em out of my face yeah
(teeth in the starlight)
teeth in the starlight
(teeth in the starlight)
aw yeah rip em right out of my face
yeah
teeth in the starlight
and ill exchange them for fame
when i'm rich i'll get veneers baby
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14. |
Last Stars In Town
02:27
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Last stars in town
looks like everyone's moving out
aw shit, are we class clowns
just get me the fuck out
Where'd everybody go
really makes you wonder
if you're stuck
stuck in this fuckin town
stuck in your head
couch locked
brown frown
oh shit
might as well be dead
not so sick
as you said
I'm gonna ride it out
i'm gonna run this town
hand me the scalpel now
i need a facelift
Brightest stars in town
we're never burning out
sickest living on ground
they lost what we got found
oh shit
where's the audience
oh fuck
oh fuck it
who needs em'
who needs em'
i'll run
i'll run
i'll run run run run run run run
i'll run run run run run run run
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